“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”

“No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.”

“Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.”

“After all, in private, we're all misfits”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”