“Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.”

“I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”

“I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.”