“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”
“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.”
“I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”
“I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.”
“Sometimes i worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”
“Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.”