“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
“The best mind altering drug is the truth.”
“No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.”
“Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.”
“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”