“The best mind altering drug is the truth.”

“Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.”

“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

“Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”