“If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.”
“All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way, and when it comes to the Holiday Season, happy families can abruptly become unhappy and unhappy families can, to their great alarm, be happy”
“Don't measure the size of the mountain; talk to the One who can move it.”
“The happiness of one does not mean the unhappiness of the others.”
“The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.”
“We all make mistakes but one has to move on.”