“Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.”
“We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!”
“In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.”
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
“A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.”
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”