“What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?”
“I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same. ”
“Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.”
“A patriot is one who loves his homeland. A nationalist is one who scorns the homelands of others.”
“No one and nothing can harm us, child, except what we fear and love.”
“True love is not a crock, but patriotism is.”