“I've received two key pieces of advice in regard to my books. The first is, "You should lay off the f-bombs." The other is, "You should add more f-bombs.”
“Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s.”
“I believe if you’re going to bomb someone you should know them first. It should hurt when you kill someone.”
“Think God’s got bigger concerns in his house than me droppin’ the f-bomb, sweetcheeks.”
“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”