“I've received two key pieces of advice in regard to my books. The first is, "You should lay off the f-bombs." The other is, "You should add more f-bombs.”

“It's better to HAVE and NOT NEED than to NEED and NOT HAVE.”

“I have always thought that all men should be free; but if any should be slaves, it should be first those who desire for themselves, and secondly those who desire it for others. Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.”

“You can look back now and see how you should have known, but you were focusing on the facts instead of the feeling.”

“Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s.”

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.”

“I believe if you’re going to bomb someone you should know them first. It should hurt when you kill someone.”