“if god had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.”
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
“If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates.”
“If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.”
“If God did not wish us to understand the book of Revelation, He would not have given it to us at all.”
“When God created us, did he actually intend to make us so ugly?”