“What good is having a friend who's a cop if he won't give me inside information?""So you can ask him to look at a piece of shit pistol after you've already bought it, and pronounce it a piece of shit.”
“Let's get something straight; you're not a piece of shit, you're amazing. It doesn't matter who buys me drinks, or who asks me to dance, or who flirts with me. I'm going home with you. You've asked me to trust you, and you don't seem to trust me. - Abby, Beautiful Disaster”
“You have less honour than a piece of shit.”
“Words have power, you dumb piece of shit.”
“Shooter: You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Shooter: ... No!”
“What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.”