“Insofar as men gain time, ease, independence, or liberty from women's domestic labors, they lack incentive to change.”

“Society will not crumble if men take a turn at the dishes.”

“My heart is hardy, for I have suffered much on the seas and the battlefield: this will be only something more. But a ravenous belly cannot be hid, damn the thing. It gives a world of trouble to men, makes them fit out fleets of ships and scour the barren sea, to bring misery on their enemies.”

“Of course, men often 'use their economic superiority to gain sexual advantages,' but women often use their sexual superiority to gain economic advantages. So who is the extortionist?”

“Life sometimes sends out previews - but It never reveals the Surprise Ending.”

“It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.”

“We're human. We all occasionally wet ourselves. No one is really better than anyone else. We're just all trying to make it through the year as best we can. We screw up sometimes. We succeed sometimes. We laugh. We cry. We go on. Those are the things we should really share with each other this holiday season, right, if we dare send a letter? We should share the truth. We should share the insanity.”