“Not all relationships are meant to last, they’re just practice for the one that does”

“If everyone does as I’ve instructed, then things should work out the way they’re meant to. (Acheron)And if we don’t? (Talon)We’re all screwed. (Acheron)Gee, Ash, you’re just so damn comforting. (Nick)I try to be anyway. (Acheron)You fail admirably. (Nick)”

“I just wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in myexperience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they’re both.Maybe it’s a blessing, because the last thing I need is relationship drama to sidetrack me from my grades.”

“Having a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted.”

“But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last.”

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”