“If you're a writer, write. And always strive for excellence.”

“Action is the pulse of any good story, but the character is the heart. If the action has no consequence to the character, the story loses heart.”

“I keep my feet candy-coated because I never know when one or both of them will wind up in my mouth.”

“If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.”

“Writers are like supreme beings. We can create worlds in a matter of days and we can destroy them just as fast.”

“But...that doesn't make any sense...!''It does if you're a goat.”

“The rest of the day, you're gonna know I did.”