“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.”

“Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?""Funny haha or funny strange?"James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'""Ah. Funny strange"James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one”

“I don't hafta taste it to know it taste funny. It already looks like it taste funny.”

“...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?'Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it.I don't say it out loud, of course, because Jerry Lewis is a great philanthropist, Hitchens is very sick, and the third guy I made up.”

“It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys.”

“Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.”