“Either I've found my spiritual home, or I've watched too much TV”
“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.”
“I've found my missin' piece So grease my knees and fleece my bees I've found my missin' piece!”
“Jack the Orderly: I've come for your tv. You've been using too much juice. Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. Beats me how an old, homicidal loony can use that much power. ”
“I've found you can ignore half of what Dox tells you and not miss much-except for maybe they occasional complaint that you're spending too much.”
“I've learned, that not all worth is measured by price. I've found so many gems that didn't cost me much!”