“laughter is cathartic and cleansing, that it's good for the body and the soul, and when it's real it's better than sex.”
“Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?”
“When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not price.”
“It's called "reading" It's how people install new software into their brains.”
“By claiming that they can contribute to software engineering, the soft scientists make themselves even more ridiculous. (Not less dangerous, alas!) In spite of its name, software engineering requires (cruelly) hard science for its support.”