“Do you know what the difference is between knowing a bird and knowing about a bird?”

“You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing — that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.”

“I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob by putting your penis in their mouth.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“My grandmother simply shook her head and said, "You know what you saw. The bird doesn't need to be counted, and neither do you.”

“It's hard to tell what a fish is thinking. Eagles are good looking birds, you know.”