“God is a sore loser. Me and him made a bet, and when he lost, he refused to pay up.”

“God told me his plans for me. Boldly enough, I laughed at him. Then, I told him my plans for myself. Ignorantly enough, he laughed at me. I tossed him a pair of dice, but he told me that he didn't play with dice. Ironically enough, I had just forced him to play dice with me. He didn't like the fact that I held destiny over him.”

“Revelation is God's way of telling humanity that he is afraid of their possibility; the possibility of one day being able to surpass even him.”

“When God plays chess, you will notice that he never has to move a single piece...in order to win.”

“God endlessly fails to extend his blessings. That is because he no longer sits on the throne.”

“I would rather look the Devil in his eyes, than for him to sneak up on me.”

“I find it strange how some men simply give up their soul to a woman, and act in obedience to their will. I find it stranger that those same women, are ignorant to the belief that this isn't his real face. Most women don't know what their man looks like when he's not in-love with them. But when that mystical spell is broken, it's like a person seeing the true face of God; only realizing that you simply never understood...their real self.”