“You can't just look at me like that and expect me to get over it.”
“Well, first of all, you can't expect me to have coherent thoughts when you're touching me. Second, you're too... good-looking. Good-looking people usually get what they want.”
“Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?”
“Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?”
“It took me years to get over you. Truth is, I never did fully get over you. I just learned to live without you. I can't ever do that again. It almost killed me. And as much as I would love to kiss you right now, I have to protect myself. It can't happen. I'm sorry.”
“Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.”