“But I can't see how anybody who drives a '68 Shelby could be all bad.”

“Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.”

“Anybody that's capable of love can't be all bad.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.”

“They want to hold onto something they never had in the first place. Anybody who claims to have some interest in me as an individual artist or even as part of the Beatles has absolutely misunderstood everything I ever said if they can't see why I'm with Yoko. And if they can't see that, they don't see anything. They're just jacking off to - it could be anybody. Mick Jagger or somebody else. Let them go jack off to Mick Jagger, okay? I don't need it.”