“Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin”
“I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty paces, but I can't last two weeks at a job where I'm wearing a stupid hairnet and a paper hat.”
“That's why I'm still a virgin, because it means something to me and I'm not going to toss my virginity at your charming feet just because you're the most gorgeous, fascinating man I've ever met and I happen to like your last name.”
“I tried to whisper sweet nothings into your ear but you're way the fuck over there and I'm way the fuck over here.”
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?""A virgin. I want to order a virgin.”
“The way you wear your hat, The way you sip your tea, The mem'ry of all that -- No, no! They can't take that away from me!”