“Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin”

“I'm not here now. This isn't happening. You're just visiting a dream of mine.”

“Sometimes I'm not nice for a reason. It's a way to find out what someone's made of.”

“Oh, Daisy, it's revolting the way I want to fawn all over him. I'm afraid I'm going to do something dreadfully silly today. Burst into song or something. For God's sake, don't let me.”

“Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.”

“Evidently you think I'm a fool who will easily succumb to flattery, or else your standards are quite low.”

“What happened to your stammer?" "I suppose I must feel comfortable with you. I tend to stammer less with certain people." "No one's ever told me that I'm a comfortable sort. I'm sure I don't like it. I'll have to do something diabolical soon to correct your impression.”