“I never take advice, good or bad. That would only encourage more of it.”

“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.”

“I never used to realize it, I guess. I try and play it along and just not make trouble for people. Probably I never would have had any trouble at all if I hadn't run into Brett when they shipped me to England. I suppose she only wanted what she couldn't have. Well, people were that way. To hell with people. The Catholic Church had an awfully good way of handling all that. Good advice, anyway. Not to think about it. Oh, it was swell advice. Try and take it sometime. Try and take it.”

“I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.”

“Don't take my advice. Or anyone's advice. Trust yourself. For good or for bad, happy or unhappy, it's your life, and what you do with it has always been entirely up to you.”

“I give good advice. I do not always take it.”