“I’m not short. I’m…vertically disadvantaged.”
“Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running”
“Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless you’re Goliath), and I’m not ugly (unless you’re James Dean).”
“Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security? (Joe)Because I’m cuter in a short skirt. (Tee)”
“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.”
“I’m quite capable of walking,” she pointed out. It is faster this way. Your legs are short.” They are not!”