“Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.”
“The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day.”
“Be there a picnic for the devil,an orgy for the satyr,and a wedding for the bride.”
“What kind of wedding do you want?""The one with a groom.”
“The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man!”
“Well, that was a beautiful wedding," Beezle said. "The bride has spider goo in her hair and the groom smells like sulfur. the parking-lot-in-front-of-the-burning warehouse location leaves something to be desired, and there was a distinct lack of refreshments, but otherwise, just lovely.”