“Why did you call me that?""Cinda? Because no one else does.”
“Why did someone fall in love with you because you are one thing and then want you to be something else?”
“Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie.""Does this involve death?""Not yet.""Does this involve sex?""Not yet.""I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me.”
“Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?”
“The teacher did say we can help one another. Cooperative learning it's called. That's where you borrow someone else's brain because yours isn't big enough.”
“Father: Why did you not become mine God!?God: Because you did not believe in me.”