“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster."With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.”
“Hearing that I'd come so close to dying should've terrified me, but all I could muster up was a weary "This day sucks.”
“...You could be a member of a special, macho, elite force, protecting mankind from insidios evil in all forms, including the triple-decker bacon cheeseburger.""I can saftly say I've never battled a cheeseburger.”
“I could fall for you in a heartbeat”
“In here I'm the guy who can get things for you... outside all you need is the Yellow Pages. I don't think I could make it.”
“I didn't like seeing you with him" he says. "I don't think I'd like seeing you with any other guy....beside me.”