“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”
“my knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.”
“Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.”
“All teachers who were telling everyone where to go were wearing outfits made of aluminum foil , like robot aliens . ”
“So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.”
“Maybe all young men who love us become knights in shining armor when we love them back.”