“There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.”

“There's just no happily ever after in Janie's book.But they both know there is something. Something good between them.There is respect.And there is depth.Unslefishness.An understanding between them that surpasses a hell of a lot else.And there's that love thing.”

“But then you slammed a door handle into my gut. And when a girl does that to a guy; it means she likes him.”

“Because if you don't have at least one person believing in you, then there's not much reason to give a shit about anything.”

“It's the intent, not the word, that makes something harsh.”

“Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around”

“He kisses her. She kisses him. They kiss.”