“Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.”
“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”
“Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.”
“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!”
“What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do”
“Uhm, let go of that bossy vine, Tarzan, this Jane don’t swing that way. I said I’m notgoing.”