“Although I doubt He [Jesus] said "believeth" as He was Jewish and not a fancy-pants English fellow.”

“Movie Jesus is a whole lot different from Bible Jesus”

“Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so.”

“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”

“God wasn't giving me a megaphone. He was telling me to shut up. To be still and know.”

“I guess this thing we call faith is a climb. I always wanted to think of it as a big slide straight into the arms of God who waits at the bottom to catch us. But instead, He's a God who's on top of things - & like any mountain you climb, the closer we get to Him, the steeper the terrain.”

“Great Drew, you're sitting here about to beg Daisy's forgiveness & you wont even give your own father the time of day. Mother Teresa once said, "You only love Christ as much as the person you love the least." Sometimes I can't stand that woman.”