“Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief?”
“Five stage. Clinger. Totally not fucking cool!”
“After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was.”
“Grief is the price we pay for being close to one another. If we want to avoid our grief, we simply avoid each other.”
“Someday being with Dex will be a distant memory. This fact makes me sad too. Its the initial stages of grief that seem to be worst but in some ways, Its sadder as time goes by and you consider how much they're missed in your life.”
“What makes people between the ages of eleven and fifteen such mean jerks? I’d rather be ninety-five than thirteen again.”