“Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.”

“The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.”

“We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.”

“Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse?”

“Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.”

“A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.”

“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”