“Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.”

“The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.”

“We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.”

“Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.”

“You cannot do more with less.”

“Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?”

“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”