“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”
“We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.”
“It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.”
“Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.”
“You cannot do more with less.”
“Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.”
“Ellen had long ago stopped being embarrassed by temper tantrums. She flipped it and wore it like a badge of honor. A temper tantrum was a sign that a mom said no when it counted.”