“It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.”

“We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.”

“Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.”

“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”

“The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.”

“A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.”

“Great griefs are mute.”