“We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.”

“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”

“Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.”

“The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.”

“Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.”

“Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.”

“Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.”