“Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.”
“Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.”
“Wrinkled women lifting their faces, chasing their youth. Fat men sucking in bellies. Poor folks putting on airs.Sinners acting like saints.All of us keeping pace with our companions, stepping lively in this dance of deceit.”
“I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.”
“...Shouldn't schools be the place where students interact with interesting books? Shouldn't the faculty have an ongoing laser-like commitment to put good books in our students' hands? Shouldn't this be a front-burner issue at all times?”
“Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.”