“I know a lot about women and their suffering, but I still know almost nothing about men.”
“I tell students that suspense comes, not from knowing almost nothing, but from knowing almost everything and caring very much about the small part still unknown.”
“But i know a lot about the kind of men you mean. They're the same everywhere.”
“I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk.”
“And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.”
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”