“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.”
“Every Halloween I missed being a kid, getting to dress up and eat tons of candy. The only thing I got to do now was…eat tones of Candy. Not half bad”
“Most girls got flowers. I got a dirt pit used for demon raising. Nice.”
“Wolves don't actually howl at the moon. Mostly they howl at each other. I'm a girl, so I get that.”
“With the way all the girls are looking at you, I might never get my chance.' I glanced behind us. 'Heck, even that big boy in the blue suit over there is watching you like candy.''It's possible I might've offered him a slow dance.”
“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That’s why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law.”