“The Universe doesn't like secrets. It conspires to reveal the truth, to lead you to it.”
“The universe conspires to reveal the truth and to make your path easy if you have the courage to follow the signs.”
“Good poetry makes the universe reveal a secret.”
“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.”
“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.”
“The secret of the universe is this: The universe doesn't care. That part of the job is yours.”