“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.”

“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.”

“So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.”

“Can you just tell them we don’t need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?”

“Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but—”“I’m so new I have that new-car smell about me?”

“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will be able to snap you like a twig.""My world was like that before.”

“On top of all that, you're naked. And while I'm going to hate myself for this later, could you put on some clothes? At least just for a little while, so I can think. Then you can go right back to being naked. All the time. With my full blessing.”