“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”
“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup."Then why do you think I give a crap?”
“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!”
“I ask myself, "Why am I so serious?" Everyone else asks me, "Why are you such a joker?”
“Huh.”“Huh what?”“Would you look at this?” he asked, examining a small box. “It says it glows in the dark.”“So?”“So, what use is that to anybody? I mean, what am I supposed to do? Write her name inthe air with it?”