“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?NoWell then why are you acting so clingy?”
“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.”
“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.”
“It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!”
“..."you finally get it."...... "get what?"..."That I'm yours... that you can take me... anywhere, anytime, anyway. That you own every peice of me.”
“Why would you do that? Why would you act like you didn't know how to drive?" "Isn't it obvious, Sage? No, of course it isn't. I did it so I'd have a reason to be around you - one I knew you couldn't refuse”