“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No.""Then why are you up in my grill?”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup."Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?DONE!”