“IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-”

“The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“What's wrong with mistakes? Not that I'd know. No one's ever let me make any.”

“The hardest thing about being a parent is watching your kids make mistakes. Our instinct is to protect you. But you're right, Deenie. Sometimes we have to step aside and let you make them anyway. The best we can do is be there when you mess up.”

“Anyway, no guy wants to be with a girl if she's not into him. So you did him a favor.”