“Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!”

“When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup."Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”