“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
“The bitterness of joy lies in the knowledge that it cannot last. Nor should joy last beyond a certain season, for, after that season, even joy would become merely habit.”
“Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on.”
“Winter was nothing but a season of snow; spring, allergies; and summer...It was the worst. That was swimsuit season.”
“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”
“Egyptian men are caught between what they like and what they want; they like the girls that their minds do not want and they want the girls that their hearts do not like.”