“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.They're not.Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”
“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.”
“Um, I'm not sure how to play yet. That's why I wanted to uh, watch." I say. "Rosie, it's very simple." Jackson laughs.”
“This may sound weird, but the first thing I thought as I watched that ten-feet-tall bronze lady plummet toward my face was, "Well, at least it can't kill me.”
“Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?”
“Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.”