“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.They're not.Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Is my name V?No...Then why would I follow U?”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No.""Then why are you up in my grill?”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup."Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”