“When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”

“Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.”

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup."Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”